thinkin about your OTP in public
sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week
This person had their priorities straight!
99% of that was tacos
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
Destiel is like if I accidentally got chocolate on your peanut butter and you accidentally got peanut butter on my chocolate and then we both spent the next five years pretending Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups don’t exist.
Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.
if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors
He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.
If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
God I love you, Internet.
Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.
If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.
He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling
We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.
Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better
YOu cANT JUS PLAY THE AVENGERS SOUNDTRACK WITHOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING
#samuel l jackson runs back up the stage yells avengers assemble#hemsworth and renner join him#scarlett drops from the ceiling#ruffalo and rdj moonwalk in#the academy awards is over the avengers are here
was i the only one who read that in sam’s voice?
nope! =) I totally did too!
What if every time we’re startled awake and there’s no one around we actually died and our body is jump-starting our heart because it’s not our time to die yet
When not to sing Let It Go…
WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC MONSTER CREATED THIS!!!
I was so expecting Loki to be in this…
the Snape one gets me every time.
"i don’t think i can trust bi/pan ppl because they don’t know what they want"
no, but we do know what we want. we want to break into your homes and kidnap your cats. we want to plot world domination at the local starbucks. we want to sacrifice your souls to gain immortality. we know exactly what we want, and you are right not to trust us.
It’s 3am and my brain made an awful joke…
I was thinking about how my dad would be rolling in his grave if he knew who his truck was given to then I thought about how he was cremated so the saying wouldn’t necessarily work for him and then my sleep-deprived brain thought “I guess you could say he’s ‘rolling in the deep’”
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